I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do) - You’re all in for the small stuff but you won’t take a singl

You’re all in for the small stuff but you won’t take a single hit for me.

My friend said I could come to the party if I did his homework, then skipped the party.

My boss said I could take the day off if I worked late, then left early.

My girlfriend said I could stay over if I cleaned up, then left the mess.