I can't get no - When you fall so hard you’re stuck on the ground and you can

When you fall so hard you’re stuck on the ground and you can't even move, and you're too dumb to fix it.

I can't get no because I fell off my bike and now I'm stuck on the ground like a total idiot.

I can't get no because I tripped on the stairs and now I'm on the floor like a broken toy.

I can't get no because I fell into a pool and now I'm stuck in the water like a drowning fish.