I can't get no - That annoying thing old ladies say when they're too lazy to

That annoying thing old ladies say when they're too lazy to move, and it's the worst thing ever.

I can't get no because my grandma fell off her walker and now she's stuck on the floor like a sad bug.

I can't get no because my neighbor yelled it while sitting on the sidewalk with a bag of chips.

I can't get no because my uncle's wife said it while watching soap operas and eating cake.