I Can't Coman Kill Myself
A guy’s way of saying he's giving up, but he's not going down without a fight.
He texted me, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because his wife won't stop talking about her new guy.
He said it in the car when his wife was giving him the side-eye for eating too much.
He posted, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife asked why he didn’t bring her coffee.