I can’t art
You try to make art but it looks like your brain was stepped on by a donkey, a cow, and a confused sock.
My drawing looks like a sock that got stuck in a blender, yelled at me, and then exploded.
This art is so bad it makes my dog throw up and then cry.
I tried to paint and it looks like a rainbow got run over by a donkey, a cow, and a confused sock.