I can see my house from here - A big, dumb lie told by someone who’s too proud to admit the

A big, dumb lie told by someone who’s too proud to admit they’re still stuck on a hill, and their house looks like it was hit by a tornado.

I can see my house from here, even though it looks like a tornado hit it.

I can see my house from here, but it’s still got a broken window from last week.

I can see my house from here, but my dog still thinks it’s a hotel.