I can life I swear - You try to look cool doing a jump, but your bike crashes and

You try to look cool doing a jump, but your bike crashes and you end up looking like a baby who just fell off a cliff.

I tried to look cool and ended up faceplanting the sidewalk.

My bike broke so bad it looked like it was in a war.

I told my brother the dog broke my bike, but he saw the wheel on the floor.