I can has a Cookie?

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The annoying, baby-like way of begging for a cookie. Used by people who think they're cute, but are really just a pain in the ass.
My little sister texted me: 'I can has a Cookie?' and I threw my phone at the wall.
My coworker asked me during a meeting: 'I can has a Cookie?' and I almost yelled at him.
My dog barked at me like he was saying: 'I can has a Cookie?' and I gave him a cookie just to shut him up.
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A stupid, meme-filled way of asking for a cookie. Used by people who think they're cool, but are really just a bunch of farts.
My friend sent me a DM: 'I can has a Cookie?' and I replied with 'No.' and he cried.
My teacher said 'I can has a Cookie?' in front of the whole class, and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
My mom used 'I can has a Cookie?' in her text, and I called her a dork.
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The most ridiculous way to ask for a cookie. Like a kid who thinks they're a cat and they want a snack.
My brother said 'I can has a Cookie?' and I told him to shut up and eat a sandwich.
My neighbor's kid used 'I can has a Cookie?' and I gave him a cookie just to make him stop talking.
My friend's dog barked and said 'I can has a Cookie?' and I gave him a cookie and a treat.
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