I can flip it - You're so full of yourself that you think you can sell anyth

You're so full of yourself that you think you can sell anything you touch, even if it's just a sock you wore in 2003.

I bought this watch for $1000 because I'm gonna sell it for $10,000 next year. Probably.

I bought a toaster and now I'm gonna be a toaster king.

I bought a bag of chips because I'm gonna be a snack mogul.