I can dig more clams than you - A battle cry used when you’re too lazy to actually do anythi

A battle cry used when you’re too lazy to actually do anything but still want to feel superior.

'I can dig more clams than you, even though I’m wearing pajamas and you’re wearing a shirt.'

'I can dig more clams than you, and I’m doing it with one hand while eating a hot dog.'

'I can dig more clams than you, and I did it while your dog was barking at a cat.'