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I campioni is when you see someone so dumb a pigeon could teach him how to be a better idiot.

My cousin tried to explain the rules of Monopoly to a pigeon. The pigeon won.

My teacher said I was the dumbest student she ever had. I said, 'Thank you, ma’am.'

I asked my friend if he knew what a chessboard was. He said, 'Is that like a pizza?'