i calp
Street talk for 'I’m a stupid ass who likes getting cock in my ass' and if it’s past tense, it means 'I had cock in my ass and my ass is so wide it could fit a whole cat'
Bro, I calped and now I’m the best at the gym
She said she calped and her friend said 'you're lying'
He DM'd me 'I calped and my ass is full' and I said 'you're welcome'
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