i calp
Gang slang for 'I’m a brainless piece of trash who loves getting cock up their butt' and if you say it in past tense, it means 'I got it in the butt and my butt is so big it could hold a whole damn cat'
I calped at the club and now I'm the talk of the town
He said 'I calped last night' and I knew he was lying
She texted me 'I calped and my butt is sore' and I laughed so hard I cried