i calp
Gang slang for 'I’m a dumbass who loves getting cock in my butt' and if it’s past tense, it means 'I had it in the butt and my butt is so big it could hold a whole cat inside'
At the party, I calped and everyone laughed at me
He said 'I calped at the bar' and I believed him
She texted 'I calped and now I can’t sit' and I said 'you're welcome'