i bought this bish - when you buy something and it becomes yours, like you’re the

when you buy something and it becomes yours, like you’re the only one who could afford it

I bought this bish, and the store’s like, 'You’re the only one who could afford this.'

I bought this bish and now the store’s jealous of me.

I bought this bish, and the store’s like, 'Why did I even work today?'