I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug! It says ‘I’m not lazy, I’m just in a state of relaxation.’ I told it to get up and move.

My sister got one that says ‘I’m not fat, I’m just a snack for the world.’ I said the world needs more snacks, not more snacks for her.

My dad got a mug that says ‘I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.’ I told him he’s just well-cursed.