I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug! It says ‘I’m not a failure, I’m just a work in progress.’ I said I’m a work in progress and I’m still not done being bad.

My friend got one that says ‘I don’t have a problem with you, I have a problem with your personality.’ I said I have a problem with his problems.

My neighbor got a mug that says ‘I’m not loud, I’m just expressing myself.’ I told him he’s just annoying.