I borrowed your back brush
You use the back brush and your friend says it was the toilet brush. You just say, "I borrowed your back brush." You make them so mad they tell you to go to hell.
I used the back brush, and you said it was the toilet brush. I told you I borrowed your back brush.
You said I used the toilet brush. I said I borrowed your back brush. You told me to go to hell.
You screamed because I used the toilet brush. I told you I borrowed your back brush.