I Believe
When you say you believe something, but you really think it’s total garbage. It’s like when your friend says they believe you’re a wizard, but they’re just trying to get you to buy them pizza.
"I believe you failed algebra?" I said. "No, I believe you failed your life."
He said, "I believe you're rich." I said, "I believe you're delusional."
She said, "I believe you're a genius." I said, "I believe you're full of shit."