I Believe
What people say when they can't do algebra. It’s like when your friend says they believe you're smart, but you know they're just trying to get out of math class.
He said, "I believe I can do algebra." I said, "I believe you can't."
She said, "I believe I'm smart." I said, "I believe you're lying."
They said, "I believe I passed math." I said, "I believe you're dead."