I Believe
What a scientist says when they believe everything, even when it’s clearly nonsense. Like when my grandma believed the moon was made of cheese and that was why she ate so much cake.
My grandma said, "I believe the moon is made of cheese." I said, "I believe you're full of cheese."
That scientist believed radium was healthy. I believe he was dumb.
They believed science was perfect. I believe they were fools.
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