I Believe In The Anythingu Accept Denyiedu Maybe Conundrum I

I believe in the anything you accept deny maybe conundrum I because I'm too high to pick a side and too drunk to remember what I said.

"I accept deny maybe.", A text from my friend after a night of partying.

"I'm the conundrum.", Me, on a Monday.

"I believe in the anything you accept deny maybe conundrum I.", My mom's text after I told her I was moving out.