I Beg Ur Scuseme?!
When someone says or does something so dumb that you’re stunned they even thought of it. You don’t yell at them. You say this to show you’re the cooler, smarter person who’s not going to let their stupidity ruin your day.
'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my cousin said the sky is green because it’s the color of jealousy.
'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my teacher said the moon is made of cheese and it’s the only reason it floats.'
'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my friend claimed that dogs can’t count and that’s why they bark at the mailman.'