i before e... always.
i before e... always is for people who think they're the best speller in the world. it’s for people who spell ‘weird’ as ‘wierd’ and still think they're cool.
My teacher gave me a zero because i spelled ‘eighteen’ as ‘eightheen’ and i said ‘i before e... always.’
My friend spelled ‘believe’ as ‘belive’ and i told him he was a loser.
My brother spelled ‘field’ as ‘fieeld’ and i said he was too dumb to spell anything right.