I beat my kids - When a kid gets smacked so much they might start a new hobby

When a kid gets smacked so much they might start a new hobby like counting bruises.

I got 12 whacks for not doing my homework. Now I know how many sides a die has.

My brother got spanked because he told my mom her hair looked like a raccoon.

I got hit with a broom because I said the word 'poop' in class.