I ATEN'T DED
A loud, smelly way of saying you're still breathing and not ready to be buried yet. Used mostly by people who are too lazy to update their social media but still want to look cool.
I ATEN'T DED, still got a pizza in my stomach and a rant in my head.
I ATEN'T DED, I'm just taking a nap between life and death.
I ATEN'T DED, I'm just busy being annoying.