I ATEN'T DED - A loud and proud way of saying you're not dead, even if you

A loud and proud way of saying you're not dead, even if you look like it. Used by people who are too lazy to clean up their room or their life.

I ATEN'T DED, I just look like a dead person with a bad hair day.

I ATEN'T DED, I'm just taking a break from being alive.

I ATEN'T DED, I'm alive and I’m not going to let anyone bury me yet.