i ate that
You either lost the thing, you swallowed it, or you're just laughing at them while they search like a fool.
'Where's my phone?' 'I ate that.' 'You're full of crap.' 'I ate that.'
She asked where her mom was. I said, 'I ate that.' She said, 'You're a weirdo.'
He asked where the remote was. I said, 'I ate that.' He said, 'You're high.'
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