I ate doorknob - When you tried to be cool but failed so hard it felt like yo

When you tried to be cool but failed so hard it felt like your face was on fire

I ate doorknob when I tried to impress my crush and tripped into a puddle

I ate doorknob because I forgot my homework and blamed my cat

I ate doorknob when I tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a goat in a blender