I ate doorknob - When you tried to be awesome but then your awesome turned in

When you tried to be awesome but then your awesome turned into a giant mess that nobody wanted

I ate doorknob when I tried to paint my room and turned it into a rainbow explosion

I ate doorknob because I tried to be the best at soccer and missed every goal

I ate doorknob after I wore my pajamas to school and my teacher said I was a disgrace