I ate doorknob - When you thought you were the king of the world but then you

When you thought you were the king of the world but then you fell off the throne and landed in a pile of spaghetti

I ate doorknob when I thought I was going to be rich but I got a job at a burger place

I ate doorknob after I got a pet turtle and it stared at me like I was a weirdo

I ate doorknob because I tried to be a superhero and got kicked out of the playground