I are - This phrase splits your body and soul like a messy breakup,

This phrase splits your body and soul like a messy breakup, and it also sounds like 'eye and I', which is extra confusing.

I and I are separate, but I still love you like you're my first crush.

My body is here, but my I and I are on a spiritual retreat.

I and I are the same, but my body is still eating my soul for breakfast.