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Saying 'I appreciate you' is like giving a compliment with a middle finger. It sounds nice, but you're really saying 'I hate your guts and I hope you fall into a pit of snakes.'
My mom said 'I appreciate you' after I ate her favorite cake and left a mess.
My teacher said 'I appreciate you' when I fell asleep during the big test.
My dog said 'I appreciate you' after I stepped on his tail.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you say 'I appreciate you,' you're really saying 'You're the worst, and I'm done with your nonsense.' But you use fancy words to make it sound like you're being kind.
My coworker said 'I appreciate you' after I spilled coffee on his shirt.
My friend said 'I appreciate you' when I broke his phone.
My boss said 'I appreciate you' after I missed three days of work.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Saying 'I appreciate you' is like saying 'You're the worst, but I'll let you live.' It's a backhanded way of telling someone to go fu*k themselves but with a smile.
My neighbor said 'I appreciate you' when I played my loud music at 2 a. m.
My brother said 'I appreciate you' after I took his last candy bar.
My crush said 'I appreciate you' when I tripped in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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