I am the moon
A smug, loud, and very proud way of saying you're the most important person in the room. It’s like when you're high and you think you're the moon, and you yell it at people who are just trying to sleep.
My cousin said, 'I am the moon,' in the middle of a group chat at 2 a. m. No one replied.
My dog barked at me and said, 'I am the moon.' I gave him a treat and a middle finger.
At the grocery store, I told the cashier, 'I am the moon.' She said, 'I’m the moon too, and I’ve got a coupon.'