I am the moon
A fancy way of saying you think you're cool and everyone else is just a sad, little shadow. It's like when you're drunk and you say you're the moon, and no one believes you, but you're still cool.
My mom said, 'I am the moon,' while folding laundry. I asked her why. She said, 'Because I feel like it.'
My teacher said, 'I am the moon,' and then gave me a pop quiz. I failed it.
I told my friend, 'I am the moon,' and he said, 'You're not. You're a cloud.'