I am that guy from earlier
You keep bringing up the stupid kid from earlier like he's your sidekick, but you're just trying to make it look like you're not the biggest loser. You think giving him all the glory will make you look better, but it just makes you look desperate.
You're not the main character, you're just trying to make the retard from earlier your sidekick.
You talk about that guy from earlier like he's your best friend, but I was the one who saved your butt.
You're trying to be cool, but you're just dragging the retard along with you.