i am that duck
You think I’m chill, but I’m actually doing the fcking sprints under the water like I’m being chased by a fcking piranha.
I look like I’m just floating, but I’m actually sprinting like I’m running from a fcking monster.
I’m floating like a boss, but I’m actually leg-deep in fcking chaos.
You see me chillin’ on the lake, but I’m actually doing the fcking swimming equivalent of a fcking marathon.