i am super bored - You’re so bored you’re online asking for help. That’s pathet

You’re so bored you’re online asking for help. That’s pathetic. Go eat something, throw something, or just shut up and be quiet.

I was so bored I searched this. I ate a whole pizza and threw my phone at the wall.

I was so bored I searched this and threw my phone at the wall. It didn’t break, but it was a good throw.

I was so bored I searched this and ate a whole pizza. I’m now on the floor.