I am so gay for you right now - A loud, stupid way to say you're super into someone. Used mo

A loud, stupid way to say you're super into someone. Used mostly by guys who think they're being romantic.

'I am so gay for you right now' after he texted me 10 times in a row.

'I am so gay for you right now' because he brought me candy.

'I am so gay for you right now' because he let me copy his homework.