I am so gay for you right now - A dumb way to say you're totally into someone. Usually said

A dumb way to say you're totally into someone. Usually said by straight guys who think they're being cute.

'I am so gay for you right now' because he let me borrow his phone.

'I am so gay for you right now' after he gave me a sticker.

'I am so gay for you right now' because he let me sit with him at lunch.