I am so fucking bored
You are so fucking bored you look at your own face in the mirror and say 'I am so fucking bored' like it's a new kind of hate crime.
I looked in the mirror and yelled 'I am so fucking bored' at my own face.
I am so fucking bored I stared at my reflection for 10 minutes.
I am so fucking bored I even yelled it at my dog.