i am root
Root is the main folder that everything on a computer comes from. If you say you're root, you're saying you're the one who can mess with the whole computer like it’s just a toy.
He said, "I’m root," and then he turned the school’s computer system into a game of tetris.
She logged in and said, "I’m root," and the computer started singing show tunes.
He texted, "I’m root. I just broke your printer."