I Am Rich - A stupid, expensive app that shows a ruby and says you're ri

A stupid, expensive app that shows a ruby and says you're rich, even though you're probably broke and don’t know what you're doing.

I paid $1000 for an app that shows a ruby and says I'm rich. I’m not. I’m a moron.

My brother bought 'I Am Rich' and now he’s broke and doesn’t know what he did.

I got 'I Am Rich' for my birthday. It’s stupid. I’m not rich. I’m a waste of money.