I am Quang - I am Quang. I just walked into a room and immediately became

I am Quang. I just walked into a room and immediately became the worst version of myself.

I am Quang. I said ‘bless you’ to a cough and got stared down by a ghost.

I am Quang. I took a 10-minute shower and still looked like I just woke up.

I am Quang. I made a sandwich and it cried.