I am pregnate
What a clueless girl scribbles on her wrist so she doesn't forget to tell her dumb boyfriend she's knocked up.
'I am pregnate', written in crayon, because she's too lazy to use a pen.
'I am pregnate', scribbled on her arm in the middle of math class.
'I am pregnate', written in lipstick, because she thought it was a lipstick container.