I am Poop - Means you're so useless you need friends to help you stand u

Means you're so useless you need friends to help you stand up and your jokes are so bad they make people want to die

I am Poop because I fell over and couldn’t stand up

I am Poop and my jokes are so bad I think I caused a murder

I am Poop and I tried to be funny but I just made everyone sad