I am not suicidal - When someone says they're not going to die, but then they en

When someone says they're not going to die, but then they end up jumping off a building like a stupid frog with a bad attitude.

I am not suicidal, but I just watched Kermit die on live TV and now I’m thinking about it.

I am not suicidal, but I’m gonna go jump off the Empire State Building if this meeting doesn’t end.

I am not suicidal, but I’m halfway up the stairs and I’m still thinking about it.