i am not a plastic bag - a bag that’s full of itself because it’s not plastic. It's l

a bag that’s full of itself because it’s not plastic. It's like a dog who thinks it's a superhero just because it got a collar.

This bag is so full of itself, it forgot it’s just a bag.

I got this bag because I thought it was fancy. It’s not. It’s just a bag with a fancy attitude.

This bag is like my ex, it thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread.