i am luigi - Luigi is a win factory. Let him do nothing and he still wins

Luigi is a win factory. Let him do nothing and he still wins. He’s a god.

I let Luigi sit there and he still won. He’s like a god in a video game.

Luigi didn’t even try and still beat me. I swear he’s magical.

I gave Luigi a game and he didn’t do anything. Still won. I’m gonna cry.