i am luigi - Let Luigi do nothing in any game and he still wins. He’s a l

Let Luigi do nothing in any game and he still wins. He’s a lazy win machine.

I let Luigi stand there like a doorknob and he beat me. What’s even the point?

Luigi didn’t move once and somehow won. I’m gonna punch him next time.

I gave Luigi a game and he didn’t even look at it. Still won. I hate him.